(Please don't lick the screen.)
Forget how this "meal" is a handful of heart attack.
All I'm saying is one extra letter in the word "dog", and we've got a porn title.
"The Double Down Dong: starring One Hung Low. All the ladies love this meaty beast..."
The Triple-D reminds me of a story from my childhood. No. Not a porno, but a story of a misplaced letter in the word "dog"...
I was just an innocent little girl (what happened?) when my dad uttered the biggest faux pas EVER. There was this hot dog place inside the mall that we loved to frequent. One day, dad decided we needed a road trip and a hot dog.
We're at the counter. Mom places my order and hers. Then dad orders. He asks the nice young lady behind the counter for the Great American Long... DONG. Yes, dong. He meant dog, but said DONG-- and had no idea what he uttered. My mother dropped to the floor, laughing so hard she was crying. Me, in my aforementioned innocence, did not know what was so funny until years later. Dad was bewildered, until he realized what he said. He was completely embarrassed.
(I'm pretty certain the Great American Long Dong was also a porno. )
See what happens when you add a letter?
Thanks, KFC, for this teachable moment... "Be careful, kiddies. Your dog might become a dong."
Asian woman: https://www.flickr.com/photos/globetrotteri/