Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T!

The Magic City is known for its chicken, its Cherry Blossom Festival, and.... its serial flasher!?!

This hunk is 29-year-old Logan Wagner.

"Wanna touch my monkey?"

For the 4th time in seven years, dude's been accused of exposing himself. And this time he's in big trouble (the only kind of big he's familiar with) because a minor was involved. See, Magic City Mike XS wants to sue two 20-something-year-old women and the 14-year-old girl for videotaping him while he yelled insults at them and ranted like a maniac. The teen took video with her cellphone, and that's when Wagner decided to show what was on the menu. A whole lot of VURP. 

Not the kind of chicken Barberton wants to be known for:

                    "Yes, I'd like to order the Choked Chicken with a side of Hot Sauce..."

NOT!

1. Why? I've never understood why men like to flash their junk. It's called "junk" for a reason! Because nobody wants to see it! I hate to break it to you, Gents, but your fruit bowl ain't a thing of beauty. It looks like a mini-aardvark with a ZZ Top beard. At best, it's a fleshy, pants-party-noisemaker. Festive at first, but then...

2. What result does one hope to illicit from droppin' trou? It's not a mesmerizing orb that will stun the world-- unless you had some kind of freakish genetic issue... Nor, will your ween-and-bean-bag make any woman swoon. 

Read more about the serial flasher HERE.

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PHOTO CREDITS:
Wagner (public records)
Aardvark https://www.flickr.com/photos/tambako/
Noisemaker Dudes https://www.flickr.com/photos/carbonnyc/