74-year-old David Huggins said he was seduced by an alien when he was 17. The close encounter happened in the woods. Of course it did.
"I think she wears a wig I'm not really sure, big black eyes and long black fingernails."
Angelina Jolie really is an alien!
"I was always there for a reason and I would do whatever they ask me to do."
Indulge me these bad puns:
That alien sure took Huggins "to the moon and back"!
Did she say the encounter was "out of this world"?
Talk about 50 Shades of "Grey"...