It's amazing all the means available to women who want to have children. And thanks to dudes who make their deposits at the bank. But there is one man who gives his baby juice for free-- no bumpin' uglies required!
You may have heard of the "Sperminator" as the media has coined him. CUNY math professor Ari Nagel has sired 50 children-- 15 last year alone. The only payment he receives is having his travel expenses covered-- because dude is international! Perhaps his goal is to have fathered a child in every nation on planet Earth. Perhaps he's has a God complex and gets-off (like the pun?) on knowing he's fathered a couple football teams.
His latest baby momma is an 18-year-old homeless woman who felt it was time for her and her partner to have their own child, because she at one time took care of her 7-year-old sister. Spermtosser is so happy about his latest baby momma's situation. He says the shelter is nicer than his apartment:
"...I never asked her age. I try to help whoever asks. I think Kai (the latest recipient) is more mature than I was at her age after everything she has been through."
Hope the taxpayers of the State of New York are happy to be paying for its newest addition.
Please, Sperminator. Put a cork in it.
His latest baby momma is an 18-year-old homeless woman who felt it was time for her and her partner to have their own child, because she at one time took care of her 7-year-old sister. Spermtosser is so happy about his latest baby momma's situation. He says the shelter is nicer than his apartment:
"...I never asked her age. I try to help whoever asks. I think Kai (the latest recipient) is more mature than I was at her age after everything she has been through."
Hope the taxpayers of the State of New York are happy to be paying for its newest addition.
Please, Sperminator. Put a cork in it.
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