"If somebody or something didn't pertain to the actual meaning of Mariah Carey, as is the title, then they aren't in the book."
Burrrrrrn...
So... guess he's not mentioned. Which sucks. Because these two have had beef for 19 years. Nineteen years!!! WTF happened between the two of you!?!? GAH!
If the title was: "The Moaning of Mariah Carey", would you then dish?
It could harm the children.
Uhmmm, sure it can. But a messy divorce is a better alternative? Pffft. The real reason this is taking so long?:
"This is a game she's playing. She still has the kids for more of the time than he does, and she's trying to maintain that as long as possible...(and she has) love-hate feelings for Brad."
That's healthy.
Angie's team denies the aforementioned allegation. Methinks there's some truth to that. But it seems your boy Brad has moved on. Speaking of...
Yup.
His new lady love is married to German restaurateur, 68-year-old Roland Mary. They've been entangled for eight years and have a 7-year-old son. But it's all good, because Roland is all down with her being a seed dumpster. Because they have an "open relationship."
Uh-huh.
Oh, Brad. Try to keep it classy. Sure, it may seem like a sweet deal-- an all-you-can-eat 24/7 buffet that you don't have to bank roll, but... ewwwww.
You should've stayed with Jennifer, dumbass.