In the exclusive audio version of this week's slap, we learn how lying to oneself is just so sad... Enjoy!
Offenders for the week ending June 23, 2017:
#3 KENYA MOORE
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star finally snagged a man in her vagus flytrap and convinced him to marry her. In a surprise move, the former Miss USA shared a sly picture on the Instagram of her wedding day. This all a shock to Matt Jordan-- the dude she was dating all of last season on the show. So that means, Mizz Desperation was seeing her victim while with Matt. Naughty. And he found out about the whole thing online:
"The false allegations of domestic violence, the unwarranted restraining order, the loss of business opportunities, money... I can deal with that. Losing my queen is a blow I never want to feel."
Sad. But you need slapped, too. You're free! Anywho, methinks this marriage is all for show. Like, the TV show-- because K-Whore knows she needs a story line to stay relevant on the show-- even though a friend claims she wants to keep things private. HA! I'm sure the two of you will continue your faux love story with a baby on the way, too. Thanks for adding to the joke that marriage is for some people.
#2 CAITLYN JENNER
I don't have much to say here but this: now that you're completely a fembot, you need to stop celebrating Father's Day. Yes, back-in-the-day when you were BRUCE you fathered the childrens. So technically, you're Dad. But if you want to continue to be identified by your new identity, and you want us to as well-- then be Caitlyn. And Caitlyn only!
Ring the bell! It's Hanson vs. Justin Bieber! During a recent radio interview in Australia, the boys took a shot at Beebs-- who by the way-- is not Australia-friendly-- while playing a game trying to guess a song. Well, "Despacito" played and they had no idea who was singing. It was The Bieber. And then, things took quite the turn. The bros Hanson compared Bieber's songs to STDs. Yup.
"I prefer not to get any venereal diseases, so whenever Justin Bieber gets near me or near my ears, it's just ear infections. His songs are terrible."
Daaaaaamn! Who knew these sweet boys could grow up to throw such epic shade! But... it is my duty to call you out. The song you're most known for, that little ditty called "MMMBop"? Well, you're responsible for infecting all of us with the musical version of herpes... which is something that will never go away.
I have to slap you for your rudeness, but I love your comparison. Maybe a light tap will do... LOL
About The Slap
I lovingly call out celebs for their naughty behavior. Sometimes a 'slap' is a needed wake-up call. ;)