Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Race-ing

6/12/2020

Offenders for the week ending June 12, 2020:

#3 TERRY CREWS

Since our nation is spinning out of control, why not throw more fuel on the fire? Perfect idea! Terry tweeted:

"Defeating White supremacy without White people creates Black supremacy. Equality is the truth. Like it or not, we are all in this together."

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Because revenge is what this is all about? Domination? Not equality? I see you.

If you're not white, you're in this together. Because eliminating white makes it all better. Terry clarified things, though:

"Please know that everything I've said comes from a spirit of love and reconciliation, for the Black community first, then the world as a whole, in hopes to see a better future for Black people."

No mention of white in this tweet...

Kudos to fellow celebs from the African-American community who questioned him.

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#2 STASSI SCHROEDER (and Kristen Doute), formerly of Vanderpump Rules

No wonder why we have a growing cancer of mean girl-itist-- because that's what makes you infamous. Stassi is one of the meanest people out there. She has made millions with her diva, better-than-the-room behavior.

There's witty and snarky; And then there's Stassi.

I don't have enough time to list all of her offensive tweets or recall all the nasty things she has said about her former cast members. The Dead Sea Scrolls are shorter.

But she's sorry for calling police on a former African-American cast member and accusing her of being involved in a robbery. So funny! But it's all good now that you've posted a black square and are looking within yourself. You'll have more time now that you've been fired from the show that made you famous for no good reason.

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#1 BRAVO TV

Yes, a "channel" isn't a celebrity, but it has created a lot of Bravo-leberties-- in the form of reality TV. You've given fame and fortune to people who are mostly idiots. Thanks for firing Stassi and Kristen from VPR. But you should fire yourself because you encourage drama on all your shows, and reward those troublemakers with bigger paychecks. This isn't the first time Stassi has done or said anything racist or mean-spirited. She's the epitome of snark and privilege and bullsh*t. And you've let it go for years because it brings you bank and ratings. You glorify behaviors that most parents raise their children not to engage in.

You've fired a person after 8 seasons. Bravo-- so to speak. Where were you not so long ago when Stassi bragged on Twitter that she had "Nazi Chic"? Why no conversation with her then? Because you love her unfiltered verbal vomiting. But now, sensitivities are heightened... and now you have a "conscience". Convenient.

Cancel yourself. Since cancel culture is what it's all about.

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Shut. Up. Please

6/5/2020

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There are plenty that have made the list, mostly over their faux "solidarity" with the African-American community during this past week. But the number is too great. So this is how we're doing the slap this week.

People like reality TV star Kathryn Dennis-- who had her own controversy with African-American radio personality Mika Gadsen in which it was discovered that Kathryn had DM'd Mika some supper-charged messages that included monkey emojis. When asked by Kathryn's fans what context those emojis were used, she went silent on the socials... only to comeback later with her "support" of former President Barack Obama. So blatantly pandering and thirsty. Zip it.

And YouTuber Jake Paul who was participating in the looting and rioting-- a toolbag worth millions of dollars-- but said he wasn't. He was just capturing the moment on video for his channel. Yeah. Idiot. And we make these people famous. Again. Stop.

So let's move on to the events involving this individual who shall serve as the slapee this week:

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#3, #2, #1 LEA MICHELE

You wonder sometimes when someone appears so bubbly and picture perfect if they're really that, or are they gluing your picture and cursing your name in their Burn Book... And it's been proven that Lea is just a raging diva bitchbag under all that fabulousity. She tweeted her show of support in memory of George Floyd and BLM. Which seemed thoughtful. But that opened up the floodgates of WTF from former castmates of "Glee". Several former African-American co-stars spilled the tea about life on the set with Lea-- and the taste is so bitter. Samantha Marie Ware tweeted:

"I BELIEVE YOU TOLD EVERYONE THAT IF TOU (sic) HAD THE OPPORTUNITY YOU WOULD 'SH-T IN MY WIG!" AMONGST OTHER TRAUMATIC MICROAGRESSIONS THAT MADE ME QUESTION A CAREER IN HOLLYWOOD."

A day later, Lea apologized... kinda:

"When I tweeted the other day, it was meant to be a show of support for our friends and neighbors and communities of color during this really difficult time, but the responses I received to what I posted have made me also focus specifically on how my own behavior towards fellow cast members was perceived by them. While I don't remember ever making this specific statement and I have never judged others by their background or color of their skin, that's not really the point. What matters is that I clearly acted in ways which hurt other people."

Okay. She may not be a racist, but she is not a nice person to work with. A majority of her co-stars of all genders and races have attested. Making everyone feel like they're unworthy and literally not allowed to sit at your table is just being a shitty human.

This is what happens when you share your "thoughts and prayers", and change your picture to a black square and say you "don't understand but stand" and every other trendy, cliche-ish thing on social media so you appear sensitive and and evolved. What are you truly doing the other 364 days of the year? Are you having genuine dialogue about race issues and being honest about your feelings? Otherwise, your platitudes are disingenuous and empty. So stop. Just. Stop. Your heartfelt sympathies will kick you in the babymaker every time if you really don't have a heart. Period.

NOTE: By no means am I insinuating that every person who has changed their profile picture, or re-posted memes or sayings is not real. Or doesn't really care. But there are many who follow along because of FOMO. And the need to "live their best life" on social media. The most important thing is how you're living your life-- your real life.

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Keeping It Reality

5/29/2020

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A big problem with the world? "Reality" TV "stars" are considered stars. But hey-- they provide good material. And... I'd take some Reality TV stardom. Think of all the things I'd say in those confessionals! LOL

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#3 LALA KENT, Vanderpump Rules cast member

Life in QT can be difficult for couples, especially if one person has a flamethrower personality like LaLa. She revealed in a recent podcast with fellow VPR castmate Stassi that she got into such a terrible argument with her fiance Randall Emmett that she almost moved back home to Utah! Egads!

"He does this thing-- I'm sensitive-- so if he pokes at me, like, if I feel like someone's telling me I'm not giving them enough love or like I need to pay more attention, I feel like instead of it being like, 'Oh, OK I need to give more love', I take it as, like, a personal attack."

She was so upset she was crying in her Gucci (sigh, who cares about ugly over-priced shizz) duffle bag while packing a few things to leave. But she didn't leave. LaLa said she'd never break up with Randall.

But she did end her engagement two times. And who would leave all that older-man-Hollywood-money? I mean, the man gifted her with a Land Rover after their first date ended in her playing the skin flute.

Toot Toot.

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#2 DORINDA MEDLEY, Real Housewives of New York City cast member

You can dish out the piles of shizz, but you surely can't take it. Poor Dorito is all upset at fellow castmate Ramona Singer, saying she hasn't been there emotionally for her. Ramona simply stated a fact on a recent episode that Dorinda "takes people down all the time."

#TruthHurts

"I felt like Ramona was a little insensitive to me for what I was going through this year. I needed a soft place to land, and I needed her to be more of a soft place to land than I felt she was being."

WAAAAA! How ironic you want compassion when all you do is cut people to the bone. Your inexplicable hatred for castmate Tinsley Mortimer is repuslive, You are the ultimate mean girl, with a big dose of Karen thrown in.

How 'bout the "soft place" you land is someplace in QT for life?

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#1 KELLY DODD, Real Housewives of Orange County cast member

I get it. It's hard to determine what info is accurate and what info is not when it comes to COVID. But to downplay concerns in general makes you look like a heartless tw@twaffle. She was all excited on her social media when she ventured out to go shopping at a mall and eat dinner at a restaurant. She said:

"No one is wearing masks in Orange County, because no one is dying of the virus."

Uhmmm... people are dying of the virus. A fact that you so verbally vomited two weeks ago.

Wear a mask. Don't wear a mask. Your choice. Do more people die from the flu and other diseases, accidents, whatever per year? Sure. But 100,000 people have died from COVID. Maybe that's not a big number to you in a nation of 331-million-ish. But if one of those fallen was a relative or a friend? You'd be crying what a tragedy it is and crying out for "something to be done!"

This is your third strike. Three times you've been a complete ween about this. Three times you've shown your complete lack of humanity. Sometimes it really is okay to zip it. Your mouth and your legs. Can we evict you from the planet now?

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Parental Defiance

5/22/2020

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#3 JON GOSSELIN

The former "star" of the reality show "Kate Plus 8" and ex-hubby to Kate Gosselin isn't talking to six of his eight children. He has sole custody of Colin, and daughter Hannah chose to live with dear ol' (deadbeat) dad. The kid thing happens. I guess. The part that is most annoying about this individual is his lack of career focus. First, he was a well-paid engineer. But, he quit the engineering thing because he said his fame made it too difficult for him to keep that job. Mmmmmkay. Then, he turned his ambitions to the world of entertainment. As in-- club DJ. #Fail

And now... he's a prep cook. I'm not saying the prep cook life is bad. What I'm saying is: YOU HAVE A F&CKING DEGREE IN ENGINEERING! Go. Engineer. Because methinks the prep cook salary isn't covering your responsibility to help with the cost of eight children.

Just...

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#2 TORI SPELLING AND DEAN MCDERMOTT

These two asshats landed on the list multiple times in recent memory for their life of debt and failed money-making schemes. And now they're back, somehow able to afford a move into a $3.7 million home. The two owe $1.2 million in back taxes and credit card debt. Actually, we should be slapping whomever gave these two a loan. Was it one of those deals like: Buy this 1989 Chevy Cavalier at 23.3% interest with no money down?

Enjoy your private sauna, pool, waterfall, two master suites, a wet bar, and a gourmet kitchen.

The two of you better never publicly bitch about your money situation ever again.

P.S. If you're looking for public sympathy, you shouldn't do things like buy ANYTHING. Duh!

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#1 LORI LOUGHLIN AND MOSSIMO GIANNULLI

Lookie who's going to jail! The parents of the year. The two douchnozzles that held-out the longest, proclaiming their innocence the loudest. The couple have agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy charges in the Operation Varsity Blues admissions scandal. Lori will serve two months in prison and pay a $150,000 fine. Hubby Mossimo will spend five months in prison and pay a $250,000 fine. Both will have two years of supervised release and 250 hours community service.

Lori was certain a judge was going to dismissed all charges, because they were bamboozled by Rick Singer-- the head honcho of this deception.

Wrong! But if you're innocent, why plead? Her lawyer said:

"This was a now or never deal. It was presented as the last clear chance for them to plead before going to trial, and they knew that if they were found guilty, they were realistically looking at more than a year behind bars, probably more like three or four."

I'm sure those two months are going to seem like a loooong time for Aunt Becky. Maybe when it's all said and done she can star in a Hallmark makeover of "Orange is the New Black". Yes! A movie in which a mom from the suburbs ends up in prison after a fight at a school bake sale, and manages to turn all her fellow prisoners into upstanding citizens after teaching them yoga and ear candling.

Girl, bye!

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Hoof in Mouth

5/15/2020

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#3 KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND MASON DISICK

Khloe and her nephew, Mason, decided it would be funny to prank his momma Kourtney (Kardashian) by TP-ing her house. While such a prank is usually performed by high schoolers and frat boys, the two wanted to have some fun. Well, all of the internet was peeved at these two for being tone deaf for wasting a valuable commodity such as TP in these "unprecedented times." Some even accused them-- including Kourtney-- of purposely doing this to anger the lower and middle class people. Like, "look at us, we so rich we make it rain TP up in here while your beloved Walmart is out of stock."

I really don't believe they intentionally tried to tell us peasants to eff off. I just think they live in their own world-- one of no cares, so they don't care how things appear. So, we shall slap some sense into them. HA HA, yeah... that's not possible.

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#2 VAL KILMER

He claims he's not an egomaniac, but someone sure sounds like their ego is large-and-in-charge! He confessed that the real reason he left the Batman franchise is because he felt fans were more interested in the caped crusader's flashy gadgets than with his fine acting. Sigh.

Warren Buffett and his grandkids visited Val on the set of "Batman Forever" in 1995. But they were more interested in checking out the Batmobile than meeting Val-- the guy playing Batman.

"That's why it's easy to have five or six Batmans. It's not about Batman. There is no Batman."

Waaaaa! The gadgets are way cool. Deal. It isn't all about you, Val. Just ask Maverick.

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#1 KELLY DODD, Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Member

Look. I'm not taking sides in this whole COVID thing: is it as horrible as they're saying? Are we being lied to? Blah, blah, blah. No mater what your stance is, it's important to have respect for others and a civil tone when presenting "your case". Kelly is a big-mouthed, hothead who says the most vile things without provocation. Methinks she also spews to ensure a job, but whatevs.

Are there more deaths per year from the flu? Yup. But to say this, well:

"Well, people are going to die! I'm sorry to tell ya!"

#True. People are going to and have died from COVID. Perhaps it's the tone and the flippant nature of your comment. Tone, people, tone... And it's not the first time she's shared her unsolicited thoughts on the pandemic. In April she said this was:

"God's way of thinning the herd."

Please secretly be a cow... The irony...

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Flushed Cheeks

5/8/2020

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#3 MAMA JUNE

You can take the gal out of the redneck zone, but you can't take the redneck... you know what I'm sayin'. Mama June is a disaster that has profited from pimping her Honey Boo Boo to reality TV stardom, as well as herself, but her fame turned to infamy-- and apparently June needs some cash.

She's launched her official website (which only has one good picture of her from those long-ago days when she dropped a few lbs.) and has an option for her "fans" to pay her $50 for a customized video message. Drop $15 and she'll send a text. Uhhmmmm. No thanks. Sadly, some other rednecks would love to get a greeting from this alleged drug user/seller who dated an alleged pedophile who then allegedly attacked one of her daughters. You seriously want a message from this POS?

Her existence kinda ruins the month of June...

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#2 ELON MUSK & GRIMES

Cool that you want to downsize your life, E, and get back to simpler ways because $38 billion is a burden. Don't know if I could handle it (insert eye roll.) When you're the child of famous people who have a lot of money, it's okay to have an "interesting" name. Because you don't have to live in the real world. But to name your child a series of letters and symbols? Glad you have enough money to pay for therapy! Grimes is apparently Elon's mid-life crisis flavor because she's... "interesting"... The couple welcomed their first child, a boy named: X Æ A-12

Ralph is such a lovely name. Oh, wait. What in the af is his name? Grimey elaborates:

" X is the unknown variable. Æ, my eleven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial Intelligence). A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent + (A = Archangel, my favorite song) (metal rat)."

Good. Lord. Because Elon Jr is too normal.

What should we expect from a man named Musk and a chick with a name that makes me think "dirt"?

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#1 HODA KOTB & SAVANNAH GUTHRIE

Matthew McConaughey is McConahottie for a reason-- because he's hotttttt. And Hoda and Savannah aren't immune to his sizzle. The two apologized for making comments off air about His Hotness-- comments he heard. And it wasn't even naughty at all. Savannah conveys what she said during a commercial break:

"I'm going to bring you in (Hoda) to say hi to Matthew. And (Hoda) said, 'Alright, but if something's going on with you two, and it's great, you don't need to bring me in.' And I said, 'Well yeah, if there's some magic happening, then I won't.'"

And then two made some comment about virtually making out with him. Lame and tame. I would've said:

"I'd like him to play my ass like those bongos he loves to bang..."

Amateurs. Anywho, we're not going to slap you. We're going to spank you. Because we know you two vixens need some discipline. Wink, wink.

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I Wanna Be a Three Billionaire

5/1/2020

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#3 JAY CUTLER

Kristin Cavallari and Jay announced their desire to divorce while sheltering in place. Cutler lists "irreconcilable differences", while Kristin claims Jay is guilty of:

"... such inappropriate marital conduct as renders further cohabitation unsafe and improper."

WTH is that all about? Unsafe seems... bad. Like, some-kind-of-abuse bad. The couple met in 2010 and wed in 2013 and have three kids. Insiders say Jay didn't care about his wife's successful career and was uninterested in living a shared life.

Bye, Felicia.

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#2 MEGHAN MCCAIN

While I appreciate an outspoken women, that doesn't mean your opinion is right and everyone else's is wrong. She took exception to comments Elisabeth Hasselbeck made regarding The Rona. Elisabeth said she was taking precautions, but as a woman of Faith, she was praying a lot. Well, Meghan didn't like that whole "prayer" thing and said:

"I took this virus seriously from the very beginning, and I thought a lot of this rhetoric was really dangerous. I think it's really, really unfortunate and dangerous that she said that."

That she said we shouldn't panic? Because panic serves no one. Yeah, all that hoarding of supplies is panic... but that's okay. Just don't pray. Can't we just accept that people are dealing with this crisis in their best way possible? Prayin' and Purellin' can't hurt, no?

Maybe you should wash your hands and your pie hole. Thanks.

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#1 KANYE WEST

Only Kanye would get pissed at Forbes magazine for recognizing his billionaire status. Because he's actually a $3 billionaire-- and he wants it corrected! First of all, Kanye was displeased when the magazine didn't recognize him as a billionaire last year. So, he pulled a Whitney Houston and "showed the receipts". He got his public props. But, since he claims he's worth more than the $1.3 billion Forbes claims, well...

Again, he and his staff sent over the receipts to prove his filthy wealth. He has his music money, and alllll that product money (from his shoe company.) But since he's still partnered with Adidas in that deal, then the proceeds aren't all his... Hhmmm... Just like inches, some men may misrepresent the length of their cash stack.

For every positive step he takes forward, he takes five back. Look, Yeezy. You have a whole pile of f&ck you money. So, STFU. It's fitting.

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Humblebraggart

4/24/2020

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#3 KRISTEN DOUTE, Castmember, Vanderpump Rules

She might be one of the biggest, hottest messes in all of reality TV. The chick who got fired from her server job at SUR. The chick who attracts volatile, lopsided relationships like flies to a pile crap. The chick who banged her best friend's boyfriend. Classy dame, this one. Even though she's all that, she can't help but throw shade at said best friend (Stassi), and co-best friend (Katie) because they've finally grown tired of her existence.

"Everyone has a right to be themselves. Everyone has their own version of what's cute to them. Their style, their quirks, their compassion, whatever it may be. You know what's NOT cute? Being in your 30s and still being a mean girl. Being that age and being an assh&le. #PumpRules"

You want isn't cute? Anything about YOU. Go pretend to design t-shirts for your t-shirt company and cry to someone who cares. Cue the crickets...

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#2 The Bachelor, PETER WEBER

After his momma, Barb, became the most famous villain in The Bachelor history by flame-throwing Madison, and after Peter told her to back-it-up-- all on live TV... he's walked-back his passion.

"Listen, my family, in general, they're my rock. l'll defend them till the day I die. I love them more than anything. They truly just want the best for me... I respect the hell out of my mom. To be able to speak her mind and not feel the pressure to cave in to a certain narrative on live television, in front of millions of people... that takes a strong person. That's the love of a mother."

Apparently, when Hannah Ann was face-down in your "cauliflower" (that's what she said his ween is like-- bland and tasteless) she failed to noticed your lack of "raisins". I understand respecting your mom. But there are times when a "helicopter parent" needs... handled. Your one attempt to do so failed. Did she threaten to kick you out of the house? (This pilot for Delta still lives at home!) Not make your favorite Petey dish?

Keep being comfortable having your mom run your life. You'll end up sucking from her teet for life. Wait...

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#1 JUSTIN BIEBER

There's nothing like the compassion of an overpaid douchelebrity to make me feel oh-so-better about life... Recently, The Beebs and his wife and Kendall Jenner were all Insta chatting live-- commiserating about this horrid time in quarantine. You know, a time when people are getting sick, some are dying, and many of us common folk losing income. But hey, they feel for us-- especially Dweebs:

"How blessed are we to be able to like... a lot of people obviously in this time have a crappy situation. You know, they look at us and obviously, we've worked hard for where we're at, so, it's like you can't feel bad for the things we have. But I think, just us taking that time to acknowledge that there are people who are really crippling is important."

I don't know how to put this... F&CK OFF! Oh, your "acknowledgement" warms the cockles our of hearts! Thank you for recognizing that we little people have it worse than you. And we know how hard you worked. You did rise up from obscurity. But your wife was born to famous parents. And Kendall was born of privilege, so... Please, girl. We don't have time to hate on your mansions. We have WORK TO DO.

Thanks for the tone-deaf, half-assed Hallmark sentiment, but we'll pass. Don't you have some pubes to go braid or something?

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Not Spell(ing)bound

4/10/2020

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#3 MEGHAN KING EDMONDS

Granted, I always thought your ex's name should be Richard. Because he's a complete dick. But... the dude has the 'rona and you want him dead? The former Real Housewives of Orange County cast member posted a TikTok video that slams her ex, baseball legend Jim Edmonds-- without calling him out by name. You know, that whole passive-aggressive game.

"Got a text from my ex the other day, he said he missed me. I said, 'I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm at a funeral.' He said, 'Oh, my God. Who died?' I said, 'My feelings for you did. Bye, f&cker.'"

Ouch. I know you're in a heated custody battle, and he allegedly shagged the nanny, and he's a warted ween... wait... am I on your side now? I'm slapping you anyways, just cuz.

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#2 MASON DISICK

I'm feeling like I need to beef with someone, because it seems beefin' is the thing to do. Even 10-year-old Mason (the son of Kourtney Kardashion and Scott Discik) be beefin'. During a live stream with TikTok personality Addison Rae, the pre-pube called YouTuber and makeup mogul Jeffree Star:

"...spoiled AF."

Uhhhmmm.... Jeffree is self-made, meaning-- he made all his money. He had nothing to begin with. You, child, were born into privilege. Who's spoiled? Also, your lame af parents shouldn't allow you to use the phrase "af" because you're 10.

Go to your room!

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#1 TORI SPELLING & DEAN MCDERMOTT

So... we slapped Tori recently (and again today) because she's refused to pay her $90,000 American Express bill, and now the company is coming for her assets because they want paid. Tori then rolled-out some scheme where 20 lucky fans would get a one-on-one live chat with her-- for the low price of $95. That's when the internet lost its mind, and hubs Dean came to his damsel's rescue. It wasn't Tori's idea! And she just wanted to help people in this tough time:

"... because it's Tori Spelling, she gets dragged and she gets the hater coming down on her for simply doing something to entertain people, but more importantly, to provide for her family. What's wrong with that? What is wrong with providing for your family at this time?"

Hmmmm... First, real celebrities (not your wife) are donating the proceeds to have such opportunities with them through platforms like Omaze-- not pocketing the money. Second, who the eff has an extra $95 right now when so many people are out of work and others are keeping their budgets strict? Third, you could get a J-O-B, Dean the Ween. (Amazon is hiring) And lastly, who would pay to talk to Tori Spelling?

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Flay-ed & Flamed

4/3/2020

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#3 TORI SPELLING & DEAN MCDERMOTT

For the love of all things good: Pay. Your. Bills. The couple has been locked in a legal battle over credit card debt with American Express Bank for the past four years now. The two refuse to pay back the $90,000 they owe. And now, AMEX is saying, "pay up, sucka!"

The entity has asked the Los Angeles Sheriff's Office to help seize their assets and property.

Yup. That's how it works. You buy stuff, then need to pay for it. Sorry your mommy isn't giving you any of the fortune your pops Aaron left behind. Maybe get a legit J-O-B, or downsize before AMEX downsizes you.

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#2 LOGAN PAUL

I loathe that YouTube celebrities are a real thing. Most of them are repulsive and useless, like our #2 offender (how fitting). He is the quintessential millennial toolbag (because there are many awesome millennials out there that don't need tainted by this taint pimple.) He's entitled because he breathes. He's entitled because he was born. He makes fun of people and makes money for doing nothing. And now he's all whiny-where's-my-mommy because he made a mistake. Dude bought a pair of $90,000 Mercedes Benz couches. And now he wants to sell them... on Craigslist. Not because he needs cash, but because it no longer fits his "style".

First of all, what the eff makes a Benz couch so damned special? And second of all, who da fuque still uses Craigslist!?!?! Third, pretentious douche never goes out of fashion, no?

He took to Instagram to lament his predicament:

(All I want for my birthday is)... for someone, anyone, to buy these f&cking couches from (me)".

At least they're discounted to $2,000. The stains are free...

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#1 BOBBY FLAY

He was well-intended, but... the master chef took to the socials to ask the generous public to help pay his restaurant employees that have been displaced by COVID-19. He started a GoFundMe page and said he'd match the first $100,000... How sweet!

"The loyal, creative and hard-working people of my fine dining restaurants are in dire need. The onset of this pandemic has literally crushed their ability to earn a living virtually overnight. Please find it in your hearts to give what you can... My heart is breaking for them. Please lend us a hand."

People have been calling Bobby out, because he's amassed a fortune of at least $60 million. That's a sizable amount of money, isn't it?

What the eff, Booby? Maybe you need to take a page out of Conan O'Brien's playbook. Back-in-the-day when he was in a dispute with NBC over The Tonight Show and things got ugly, he paid his fired staff-- out of his own pocket. Boom.

Perhaps you need a meat tenderizer to the head... Or do you need a GoFundMe to purchase one?

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