Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Pound-Her-Rosa

8/17/2018

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#3 ISAIAH THOMAS

Somebody is letting his inner douche flag fly high. The Denver Nuggets "star" went live on the Insta naming all the cities he's played for and what he thought about them. He said he totally understands why Lebron left Cleveland, because:

"Cleveland was a sh*thole."

Like your mouth? Well, he recanted:

"Cleveland wasn't that bad... Cleveland was actually cool, it was all right. The situation wasn't the best..."

Cry me a river. You got to play ball with LeBron. Get. Over. It.

Isaiah who?

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#2 KANYE WEST

He definitely has his own special brand of loco going on. In his latest track, "XTCY," Kanye shares his desire to "smash" his SILs. Not "bash" or "hit," unless those words also convey the desire to bump uglies:

"You got sick thoughts? I got more of 'em/You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of them."

Vurp.

I'm sure the gals are okay with this? Your WIFE? I mean, recognizing your relatives are attractive is one thing. Feeling (in your loins) that a relative is "bangable" is, well, vomitous.

FYI: You're gonna get BPA poisoning with all those plastic vageens.

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#1 OMAROSA

I've always believed this ass skank was one of the most vile creatures on this planet. And she proves me correct again with her latest stunt. I really don't know why this ball beater was ever hired to work at the White House, but that's not the gist of this analysis.

This reality TV show hack worked for 11-months within the most prestigious home in the world, was fired, then decided to write a book chronicling the "truths" of the Trump White House. She made the TV show rounds to pimp her slut, playing secret recordings and making all kinds of claims. Just like everyone else making claims.

Aside: if the President is a known racist, why would you-- of a non-white heritage-- want to work for someone who allegedly loathes you?

So sorry your book isn't a best-seller-- not. I think it's because people can see through your big ol' shade tree for the actual truth-- you got your shizz together enough to get hired, with the intent on slithering in like a snake, eating bodies whole, to gather "intel" for your let's-turn-this-book-into-a-movie-product-tv-show-moneymaker.

#FAIL

I disagree with the President calling you a dog. Because dogs are loving and loyal. You're just a psycho opportunistic assh&le.

Girl, bye!

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UpChuck

8/8/2018

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#3 ANGELINA JOLIE

How many years now have Angie and Brad Pitt been getting divorced? Things are down-dirty nasty. Apparently Angie is so bent, she wants to kill any relationship Brad has with the kids.

"She's fueled with anger and has gotten ridiculously unreasonable."

Famous celeb-split lawyer Laura Wasser has had enough. Even this bulldog can't take the shizz anymore. I'm sure this is great for their kids. Not. There have been allegations of alcohol abuse and child abuse-- against Brad. No matter what the issues are between adults, if the children are loved and cared for by both parents-- don't try to taint their opinions or get in the way of that relationship. Act grown!

Girl, you need to get over the anger. Go drink someone's blood and kiss your bro. Maybe you'll feel better.

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#2 SAMANTHA MARKLE

This family is just so repulsive. The halfwit sister-to-Meghan has bigmouthitis like her daddy does. She just had to put her dirty-butt two cents in when Elle UK published an article that suggested Meghan and Prince Harry were considering life away from the spotlight:

"OK so Cruella de Vil is retreating LOL. Let me know how that works out for you. @KensingtonRoyal."

In the months leading up to the royal wedding, this bloated bitch-bag has been spreading her vitriol for a fat payday:

"Let's face it, we all have to survive. Money makes the world go round, so if you want to call that cashing in, that's fine."

Regardless if what you're saying is the truth...

Your obvious jealousy is sad. We know you're upset because you're fugly-- with a face that resembles stepped-in elephant dung.

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#1 CHARLIE SHEEN

Cue "the world's smallest violin"-- Chuck is broke! Waaaaaaa! He's petitioning the court to have his child support payments modified because the money is done gone. He has two children with Denise Richards, and two with Brooke Mueller. Since 2016, he's been paying $50,000 a month to Brooke, and $20,000 a month to Denise. In addition, he hands over 9.5% of his gross annual income which amounts to $2.1 million. Damn!

But his financial woes aren't his fault:

"I have been unable to find steady work, and have been blacklisted from many aspects of the entertainment industry."

Perhaps that is indeed the case. But you have yourself to blame. Remember all those hookers and all that blow? Remember your tiger blood and "winning"? Then there's your entire battle with "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre... in which you had these lovely things to say about him:

"He's the most miserable f*cking douchebag. The most talentless f*cksack of sh*t of f*cking stupid this side of La Brea."

I don't think you'll find that on any Hallmark card...

You're unemployable because you're a hot-mess-psychopath. Whatever talent you may have is overshadowed by your volumes of bullsh*t. Maybe if you hadn't snorted most of Colombia's gross national product, you might have some money left over.

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Daddy Dearest

8/3/2018

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#3 DANIELLE STAUB of the Real Housewives of New Jersey

Called it! It seems to be a trend with newly-wed Bravo "Housewives"-- they rave about how awesome their beaus are, lure them into marriage, and then get divorced two months later.

Dani's marriage to Marty Caffrey is O-V-A. Why? Marty says:

"Danielle typically looks to place blame at somebody else's feet. It's difficult for her to take responsibility for anything."

Oh, and she's:

"arrogant, disrespectful, presumptuous and entitled."

Look, Dani... we all know you're one sandwich short of a picnic. Seriously, you were just after this dude's cash. And to your soon-to-be-ex: WTF were YOU thinking? Have you not seen any previous seasons of RHONJ? Your wife was engaged 19 times and married twice, and she had to change her name to escape a sketchy past.

Love it when someone's reality makes for the best reality TV.

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#2 DAVID HASSELHOFF

I guess kudos to you for baggin' a 39-year-old wife. But... EWWWWWW!

The 66-year-old and his betrothed got married in Italy. The Hoff's two 20-something daughters were in attendance. Awww....

David and Hayley met in 2011 when he was a judge on Britain's Got Talent. Was she a contestant? Nope. Just a fan asking him for an autograph. So, it was a stroke job all the way around? Anywho, he only gave it to her (the autograph) after she gave him her phone number (then he gave it to her.)

You must be okay with this being an I-love-your-wallet transaction, because nobody's into your dimpled ding-a-ling.

By the by, his new wifey and daughter share the same name. And they're close in age. Vurp.

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#1 THOMAS MARKLE

I think we're all aware of why Meghan doesn't have anything to do with her family: they're a bunch of pube baggers! (Her mother not included in this.) Thomas REFUSES to STFU! Refuses!

"I'm really hurt that she's cut me off completely. I used to have a phone number and text number for her personal aides at the palace, but after I said a few critical words about the royal family changing Meghan, they cut me off."

Yup. That's just how things go, Tommy boy. Now, he's making some veiled threats to air all the "dirty laundry" while the British media gives this taint-pimple a platform. The Queen herself may be intervening to make him go away!

He just so... sad... in many ways.

"Perhaps it would be easier for Meghan if I died. I hope we reconcile. I'd hate to die without speaking to Meghan again."

Maybe if you could not be a publicity-seeking schlong pincher she'd speak to you!

Whatevs.

Just go back to sitting around in your sh*t-stained undies, drinking a Milwaukee's Beast out on the porch of your Mexican shack. And while you're doing that, why don't you eat a bag of steamy weens, you over-inflated sad sack!

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Push It Real Bad

7/27/2018

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It's rare when the Slap is dedicated to just one fool. But the mood has struck, therefore...

#3, #2 & #1 BRYAN ABRAMS of Color Me Badd

We remember those dudes! They had a couple of hits last century. So I was so happy they made the news, and then sad because they made the news due to douchebaggery.

Last week, the group performed at a casino in upstate New York. It was going so well until Bryan Abrams shoved band bro Mark Calderon to the ground during the encore. See, Bryan was having voice issues (alcoholism, supposedly) and had left the stage. Say what?

"All of a sudden he shoves me and blindsides me and I'm on the ground..."

A witness said Abrams shouted during his assault:

"I'm motherf*cking Color Me Badd!"

Uhm, okay. You were never NSYNC or Backstreet Boys... or even Another Bad Creation or 3T! Check yo self.

The only thing you've got down, Mr. Ball Zit is the "bad" part.

Anywho, Calderon was treated for neck and back pain. And Abratt faces charges.

Maybe Bryan is upset that he got fat and drunk and stupid? Congrats on your future workin'-that-drive-thru gig!

P.S. Should we rename "I Wanna Sex You Up" to "I Wanna F*ck You Up"?

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Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?

7/20/2018

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#3 THE FAT JEWISH

There are some days that I feel deeply in my soul that Kris Jenner is the anti-Christ. Seriously. We're inundated with all-things-Kardashian (and Jenner) because brokered the deal for Kim's "vaginal invader video." So let's not help this family gain more notoriety! That means you-- The Fat Jewish!

Mr. Funnypants has set up a GoFundMe for Kylie Jenner so that she can become the world's youngest self-made billionaire. Right now, Kylie is only worth $900 million. Boo-effing-hoo! He's trying to raise the $100 million to put her over the top.

"I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars."

Even though you're doing this in jest... don't. For the love of all things sacred, stop stirring the pot! The sheeple will make it happen!

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#2 THOMAS MARKLE

At first, I had compassion for this man. Now, I fully realize he's just an opportunistic penis wad. Yes, your daughter Meghan married Prince Harry. Yes, you missed her wedding. Yes, you haven't been a part of her life for a long while. Yes, you need to go away. This dude has a serious case of the verbal runs. In an exclusive interview with The Sun, daddy believes the pressures of being a royal is already taking its toll on his little girl:

"I see it in her eyes, I see it in her face and I see it in her smile. I've seen her smile for years. I know her smile. I don't like the one I'm seeing now."

He doesn't like the archaic rules and protocol of royalty and thinks Meghan is being suffocated:

"Why in 2018 are we dressing like the 1930s? Why do they have to cover their knees?

True. I don't think a knee has inspired a stiffy, but-- the royals don't want sexualized at all.

And guess what? He's a bit miffed that he can't profit off his daughter, while others can sell items with her likeness on it. Sigh.

"The reason I am being shunned is because I made a profit on the staged pictures."

Zip yo lip, Pops! And to you "journalists" out there-- stop paying this mother fungus to spew!

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#1 BRUCE WILLIS

The debate has raged on for years-- is "Die Hard" a Christmas film. Bruce says:

NO!

How dare ye speak such filth? Bruce gave his opinion after his Comedy Central roast, so perhaps he was bent a bit. Because he's clearly lost his mind. Even the screenwriter says the film can be considered a Christmas movie.

Here's my argument:

1. The movie centers around John flying to Cali to spend time with his corporate wife for CHRISTMAS. He meets her at the office at the company CHRISTMAS party.

2. We hear Run-D.M.C.'s "Christmas in Hollis" in the movie.

3. Uh, remember that classic scene where McClane takes out a baddy and writes "Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho" on the baddy's sweatshirt?

4. We hear all kinds of sleigh bells!

Eat it, Willis.

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What Brown Can't Do For You

7/13/2018

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#3 DEMI LOVATO

Girl, this is a wake-up slap. You've had your shizz together for a while now, but it's time to get off the crazy train.

Last month she severed ties with her rehab peeps, CAST Recovery. Her contract stipulated that she obviously had to remain sober or be let go. Now, she's fired her manager mid-tour:

"She wanted to go in a different direction, and decided to completely sever ties with him... she is focused on surrounding herself with positivity and accountability."

Hope this is the truth... because addicts are usually liars to themselves and everyone around them. Did your manager call you out on some bad behavior that you're in denial about?

I'll give you a seatbelt to keep you on that wagon.

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#2 JUSTIN BIEBER

I'm a gal who loves love. But I don't think it's wrong to start taking bets on how long Justin and Hailey Baldwin will be married for-- that is, if they actually make that trip down the aisle. Because they've been on-again-off-again throughout their relationship history.

Justin proposed during dinner at a Bahamian restaurant. Awwww! His daddy is so happy for his boy. He tweeted:

"@justinbeiber Proud is an understatement! Excited for the next chapter!"

Sure Justin has matured. He went to church and stuff and doesn't browbeat and humiliate his women anymore! Whatever. I'm confused though. You told your ex, Selena Gomez, you loved her last month-- and now you're engaged. And recently, your fiancee said you two are better as friends-- and you still proposed?

If you do tie the knot, please do not reproduce for a long while. We have enough hot messes on this planet.

"Baby/Baby/Baby/Nooooooo!"

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#1 CHRIS BROWN

Doesn't this set of dildo lips have as many arrests now as he's had hit songs?

There was a warrant out for his arrest. And it happened in Miami recently. He's accused of punching a photographer during a club appearance. I'm sorry, but you're still a popular artist (why, I don't know.) People are going to take your picture. In fact, that's what you want them to do. You know, for publicity and stuff.

Let's run down sperm rag's rap sheet:

1. 2009: Beating up Rihanna

2. 2016: Pointing a gun (allegedly) at a lady friend admiring your jewelry at your home.

3. 2017: Punching that photog (allegedly) in da club.

4. 2018: A woman was raped (allegedly) by two of your friends during a party at your home.

5. 2018: A woman granted a restraining order against your lame ass after you punched her.

At least you had a nice little seven-year stint of minimal douchebaggery. But you can't deny what you are genetically-- a waste. Would love to see you fight mano-a-mano with someone equally matched. Or better yet-- just stop breathing. Problem solved.

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Forget "Felicia"

6/29/2018

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#3 HEATHER LOCKLEAR

Right now, you're the turd swirling the bowl. We're slapping you so you won't end up in the sewer!

Last week, Heather was hospitalized under a psychiatric evaluation for allegedly threatening to shoot herself. Now, she faces misdemeanor charges of battery on a police officer and emergency personnel. She was allegedly drunk and belligerent at her home, then threw a punch at a deputy, and tried to kick an EMT. Back in February, Heather was arrested on charges of domestic violence and misdemeanor battery on an officer after she fought with her boyfriend.

Look, we all have issues. Self-medicating is not a way to cope. You're not alone in your struggles. And you're more than just an actress. You're a mother, and you belong to people who love you. Embrace that!

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#2 ALSC

I know the Association for Library Service to Children isn't a celebrity, but this organization needs slapped. The ALCS is renaming its Laura Ingalls Wilder Award for children's literature because of her portrayal of Native Americans. The president of the organization says Ingalls Wilder's works are not being dismissed, but are not reflective of what they want an award to exemplify. She was born in 1867 and died in 1957. I'm sure her experiences with Native Americans were different than ours. The world was a very different place and times change. Why aren't educators and librarians and these so called smart folk teaching these classics in the context of the times in which they were written. Make this a teachable moment?

That would be the evolved thing to do. But, it's easier to try and alter history. Guess what? Trying to erase history is not going to change anything. You may feel good about yourself, but if you're not educating, this move is all just for show. We can only grow if we learn from mistakes. Trying to hide history makes us destined to repeat it.

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#1 ASHLEY JACOBS (from Southern Charm)

This douche chunk may very well be the most repulsive character on reality TV. If you were ever curious what a psycho looks like, you'd see her pic first. I've endured a lot of annoying reality types on various shows, but this beyotch makes me want to dropkick her right in the babymaker. This skankasaurus maneuvered her way onto Southern Charm by entrapping show co-star/boyfriend Thomas Ravenel within her deathsnatch. She was a nurse in California, but once she met Ravenel in da club, she turned on her charm. And since the alleged Rapenel hasn't met a vajay he can't refuse, they quickly "fell in love." She gave up her life and career to move to South Carolina to be his baby juice dumpster.

After evilly questioning Kathryn Dennis' parenting skills (she's Thomas' baby momma, FYI), she then revealed the quality she loves most about TRav:

"you're a good provider."

Let me translate: You're a money-grubbing trash donkey.

If Ashley were truly smart, she would've played Ravohno way better. If I were Assley, I would've come to Charleston, gotten my nursing license, expressed how all I want to do is be a career woman, and when he complains about not seeing me-- well, you know he'd ask you to quit your job. Perfect. But since all she does all day is troll social media and make up fake accounts to attack Kathryn, she's showing what a true whackadoodle she is.

Hide your men; hide your bunnies. #HiAshley is in da hood! Can #ByeAshley replace "Bye, Felicia"?

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Designer Douche

6/22/2018

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#3 CONNOR OBROCHTA (From The Bachelorette)

It never ceases to amaze me how the human race is enthralled with "reality" TV. And it amazes me that The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise is STILL breathing, considering the lack of success rate in finding true love. Now, the only good part about the show (if there are any good parts) are the hot mess
suitors-- obviously only cast for the drama they cause and not for any desire to find lasting love. I honestly don't know who this Connor jerk-chunk is, but he's on the latest installment of the show, and he's talking a lot of smack. A. Lot.

Obrochta has gone public, telling fellow contestant Lincoln Adim that he'd better not show up to the taping of the "Tell All" episode-- or he's gonna get his butt kicked. The two have battled on the show, and Adim has a shady, sexual-assaulty past.

Thanks for being a Knight in Shining Armor and all that. But really, just zip it. Quit overcompensating for your inadequate fruit bowl.

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#2 JADA PINKETT SMITH

Ladies like to get a nip here, a tuck there, a bigger set up top... but the growing trend is to make sure everything is youthful. Every. Thing. The "taco" must be refreshed.

Now that she has her own Facebook TV show, Jada is droppin' all kinds of TMI, including deets about her new cooch. She's had three vaginal rejuvenation treatments to her nether regions:

"When I tell you my yoni is like a 16-year-old, I'm not kidding... I'm talking about the inside. It looks like a little beautiful peach."

Okay. Can I ask? Who is judging your cookie jar? I don't want to see it nor judge it! Even if your Continental Divide looks like it has Bell's Palsy... NO. And doctors agree there is no need for such a thing:

"The term 'vaginal rejuvenation' itself is problematic because most vaginas don't need to be rejuvenated."

And another thing. Your snatchadoodle is like a 16-year-old's?... which would be illegal for someone to touch.

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#1 STEFANO GABBANA

I hate most designers. Why? Because their crapture is something no average person would ever wear. Or even celebs for that matter. And just because you're some fancy-schmancy designer doesn't mean you can throw shade. Plus, your're just suckling off the teet of your family name. A fashion Instagram account posted a picture collage of Selena Gomez wearing red. Stuffano outraged the fans of Selena Gomez by snarking:

"She's so ugly!!!"

Actor Tommy Dorfman, who stars in the Netflix show "13 Reasons Why" (which Selena is executive producer) defended S:

"@stefanogabbana you're tired and over. your homophobic, misogynistic, body-shaming existence will not thrive in 2018... it is no longer tolerable or chic. please take many seats."

Have you looked in a mirror you meat waffle? Seriously. You look like a Forrest Gump reject. Just because you're from a family of fashion, does not make you a fashionista. Nor does it make you a human being. Not only is it entirely rude to be so hateful, but this is a young woman who has struggled with body image issues thanks to toolbags like you.

So basically, STFU.

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T.O. = B.S.

6/15/2018

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Honorable Mention: IHOp/b. Trying to get into the burger game? No one cares. Stick to breakfast. No one's comin' to you for burgers. Gimme some damned pancakes! We shall now rename you: IKnob.

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#3 VINCE VAUGHN

I'm surprised that Uncle Vinnie hasn't got busted previously for some DUI action. Don't think we haven't noticed that lovely shade of rose your face has adopted over the years, or your growing bloat. Perhaps one too many adventures with Wonder Twins Gin and Juice have taken their toll.

Recently, it was Vaughnster vs. The Checkpoint. The checkpoint won.

When law enforcement asks you to exit the vehicle, just do it. Otherwise, you face obstruction charges on top of your DUI infraction. Plus, refusing never works.

F.Y.I. Your behavior is not "money."

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#2 VAL KILMER

I guess those rumors about you being sickly and dying have proven to be untrue. Isn't it terrible how people say things about you that are inaccurate? So why would you open your sloppy pie hole and spew your hurtful commentary about the suicide of Anthony Bourdain? During a rambling post on Facebook, Val wrote:

"... suicide is the most selfish act a human can execute. Those of us that knew you are shocked and angry and angry and angry selfishly angry, for what you just did to us. Millions I should think. At least as million people like me who imagine they know you. Some imagine they know you even well."

Of course, the comments section blew up. To which Val responded:

"I believe that Love can heal. It is not that I believe because he had an illness it was up to him to be solely responsible. You I am sorry to say, didn't read what I wrote very carefully."

Here's a thought: instead of trying to look like a deep-thinker and vomiting a truckload of obnoxious prose, just say that you feel that this man's death was selfish because he robbed his fandom the pleasure of taking journeys with him. Not that that would've sounded any better.

From now on, scribble your thoughts down in your Hello Kitty diary.

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#1 TERRELL OWENS

T.O. is history-making. Not because he's a part of the Class of 2019 inductees to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. It's because he won't be in attendance to unveil his bust, ride in the grand parade, and greet his fans. Why? Cuz he's a scrotum fungus ego-maniac.

"After visiting Canton earlier this year, I came to the realization that I wish to celebrate what will be one of the most memorable days of my life, elsewhere."

One sports-type has his own theory about the snub:

"Maybe he was worried that he would become forgotten after the induction ceremony. This way, he gets his gold jacket, but still be remembered as the guy who told the hall to go stuff it."

But B.O. is going to have his celebration later. Perhaps he's afraid of having to write a speech; show some humility; share the spotlight with those that supported him....

Not every person who plays a pro sport gets into any hall of fame. Not sorry that Canton, Ohio, isn't good enough for your sh*t show. Hopefully, the hall will mail you your jacket and not publicly unveil the bust in your likeness, because why should you be honored when you have no respect for your fans, nor the hall where truly great athletes are enshrined.

Here's a new game for you to play: Hide-n-Go-F*ck-Yourself.

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Bee Gone

6/8/2018

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#3 TORI SPELLING

I don't know why this is such a difficult concept to grasp: make money, file taxes, pay taxes-- whether technically we need to or not, or whether or not it's fair-- just do it! I feel for ya, girl. You've got that deadbeat scrub for a husband, a cooky momma, and years of money woes. Adding more debt to the fire, Tori owes the State of California over $280,000 in taxes. She's made the list of the state's top tax delinquents.

I'm sure having no job and five kids is rough-- and no inheritance from your dad's passing, since your mom holds the purse strings and the two of you don't get along. But.... there are ways to get out of the hole. Stop overspending, make your man work for a living instead of riding off of your last name all these years, and get yo self a side hustle. Like make something and sell it on QVC. Like sausages or glittery sweater vests.

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#2 BILL CLINTON

You are like 50 Shades of Douche. So glad you decided to speak up about your impeachment in the midst of the Monica Lewinsky scandal and alllll the suffering you endured in light of the #MeToo movement. Wrinkled Willie cried about how he was $16 million in debt when he left the White House, and how facts are facts-- nothing would've changed, he wouldn't have done anything differently, and he surely doesn't owe Monica an apology:

She does deserve an apology from the man she loved and admired. Yes, she was a grown woman who was star-struck by you. And you gave her the attention she craved and then threw her under a bus the first chance you got. Such a horrific double standard. She was branded a dirty whore, while you were just a man gettin' some 'tang. You have your name, your cronies, your money to protect you. She had, and still has-- nothing. She's the never-ending pop culture punchline who struggles to have a personal relationship, a career, a life-- because of a foolish young woman's mistake.

Quite honestly, go eat a bag of sweaty d*cks.

You're so full of yourself and believe you're so untouchable. And maybe at this point, you are. But you won't be forever. No matter who you've bought and what soul-selling you've done, you can't escape the fires of Hell.

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#1 SAMANTHA BEE

Samantha Bee surely knows how to sting. I totally understand that there are a lot of Hollywood types that loathe our president. For whatever reason, you loathe a man who y'all once sucked up to when he was just a billionaire businessman but, I digress. And illogically, when you loathe someone, you loathe their entire family because why not? AND... you take some innocuous posting from said family member and turn it into something political. How original.

Our bumbled bee took a photo of Ivanka Trump and her son and decided to deride her over her daddy's immigration policy. Not a fact-based, intellectual relaying of opinion-- but a full-frontal gutter-sludge name-calling attack:

"Let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad's immigration practices, you feckless c*nt."

Wow. Your comedic prowess and wit really shone through on that one! But, as always, the offender is sorry:

"I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her... it was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it."

Yank, yank. You don't. But that's besides the point. Here's a concept: since Mr. Trump is open to receiving Hollywood "leaders" with concerns (ie: Kim Kardshian) into the White House, why don't you float over there, and share your concerns about immigration? Because it's easier to use your platform to name-call than to try to actually be a catalyst for change.

You need swatted, Samanta Bee-yotch!

P.S. And another thing. I hate liberal hypocrisy. You stand up and march and cry out for female empowerment, but you decimate women that don't share your views and spew the most vile hatred towards them. Which is not empowering or supportive. Right? Maybe you're a feckless f*ck face.

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