Writer Kathy Vogel Addresses Celebrity Bad Behavior

Daddy Gyno

11/8/2019

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#3 KYLIE JENNER & DRAKE

Love can be complicated. And messy. But when you have a connection with someone... Kylie thinks she and Drake are an item. A source said:

"Kylie and Drake's friendship did take a romantic turn recently. At his Halloween party, they were affectionate and clearly there together... He also showed up to Kendall's birthday."

A source close to Drake, though, said the two aren't an item. Perhaps just a rebound for Drake? Kylie, don't be that chick. And Drake, are you slump-busting after losing JLo?

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#2 EMMA WATSON

I'm getting weary of people creating phrases for things and situations that already exist just to soften the blow of life or to protect one's precious, fragile psyche. I'm talking to you, Emma. She's single. And she's loving it. Wait. I didn't mean to use the word "single".

"I never believed the whole 'I'm happy single' spiel. I was like, 'This is totally spiel.' It took me a long time, but I'm very happy... I call it being self-partnered."

Sigh. Whatevs. It's still being SINGLE. Well, don't self-partner too long of you'll go blind...

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#1 RAPPER T.I.

The rapper is beyond wanting dudes to "wrap it up" for safe sex. He's all about the I'm-taking-you-to-the-gyno method. He's catching a lot of heat on social media for revealing that he takes his daughter to the gyno every year after her birthday. He's been doing this since she turned 16. She's now 18. Hey-- he just wants to make sure the hy-hy is intact. Which he thinks ensures her virginity....

"Right after her birthday, we celebrate, then usually like the day after the party, she's enjoying the gifts, I put a sticky note on the door: 'Tomorrow. 9:30.'"

I. Can't. Even. Look, the thought of your little girl doing the deed and perhaps getting preggo or some disease is worrisome. What isn't cool, is taking your child to the doctor to be humiliated and most likely embarrassed about all things "southern hemisphere." Fortunately, she's 18. So technically, she doesn't need to tell you boo about her hoo hoo. Anyways, what were to happen if she "failed" the exam? You'd kick her out of the house? Cut her out of your will? Way to give someone a stigma...

We need to foster healthy convo about sex. Not this Handmaid's Tale let's-all-look-at-your-crotch b.s. What's the plan for the wedding? The good ol' Old World Tradition of showing everyone the bed sheet after she consummates her union?

I'm thinking T.I. stands for "Total Idiot".

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Two Balls & One Sack

11/1/2019

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#3 JUSTIN BIEBER

He still has fans. A lot of fans. He promised to release a new album if his Instagram post got some love:

"If this gets 20 million likes Justin Bieber will release an album before Christmas."

Errr... did Justin refer to himself in third person? #douchemove

He's "recently had a burst of creativity" (lucky for us), but said he has no plans of touring cuz he did all that when he was a teenager and hated it. So...

How 'bout if this week's slap list gets a million "likes" you'll leave the U.S. for realzies...

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#2 ANDY COHEN & TERESA GIUDICE

The O.G. of Bravo TV got first dibs on interviewing Teresa and Joe Giudice-- the legal-embattled-marriage-is-sketchy couple from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. After serving his 41-month prison term for fraud, Joe was deported to Italy recently because he never became a U.S. citizen. Teresa has been on her own after serving her 15-month prison term. The two hadn't spoken in years. But then Andy stirred the pot. By recalling a prediction former castmate Caroline Manzo made many years ago: That someone (Joe) would be going away and that Teresa would divorce Joe and show her girls how to be strong.

Slap for Teresa: for thinking and speaking out loud that you think Caroline ratted you out to the FBI because she (Caroline) has lived "that dark life". Whatever that means. Stop blaming others for your shizz. Own up to it. Even your probably-gonna-be-ex husband said he knows who ratted and it wasn't Caroline.

Slap for Andy: you should've defended Caroline. She's not a criminal. She's just a truth-preaching bulldog. Your lack of fruit bowl power won't help you woo her back to the franchise.

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#1 JIM EDMONDS

It wasn't surprising when news of the former baseballer and his Real Housewives of Orange County wifey announced their split. Watching their relationship on the show (when the were cast members) was painful. She was definitely his trophy wife who was struggling to co-parent his teen daughter. But she wanted babies of her own with Jim. He agreed, but wasn't around for her IVF treatments. All seemed a bit better when their first child was born, but then came the stories of his sexting other women and other dalliances while she was preggo with their twins.

And now, Meghan accuses her Jim of extra-curricular play time with the nanny. But which one? They have four nannies and an live-in au pair. That's a lot to choose from...

It's hard to feel sorry for you Meghan. Not saying cheating is cool, cuz it's not. But dude has had two other wives? And he's on the road all the time for his job? And he's a former pro athlete?

Now, Jim vows to make things right with Meghan because she's a wonderful woman. How will you make things right? You're incapable.

1 + 1 + 1 = his bat will be a swingin' for the honey fences whenever he gets the chance... And Jim, your on-the-road-former-star-status is not a Pootie Hall Pass.

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Cloudy with a 100% Chance of Miley

10/25/2019

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#3 ALWAYS

The former feminine hygiene product is no longer femme-only. Because the brand removed the female-face symbol on its packaging as to include everyone. First of all, I didn't even know there was a "face" on the packaging. That's not my main concern when choosing such products. Secondly, Always has been on my personal slap list for their out-of-touch marketing. Like the slogan:

"Have a happy period."

Nope. Not one time have I ever been excited about the bloating, the bleeding, the soccer game going on in my uterus every 21 days. Never.

Hey, Always. It's great you're including everyone (maybe dudes can shove one between their butt cheeks when Taco Tuesday goes awry.) But now that everyone's included, can we make the price more reasonable?

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#2 PRINCE HARRY AND PRINCE WILLIAM

I never imagined I would ever slap these two (unless it was during some royal fantasy play), but here they are. We all know that family members don't always get along all the time. But it makes me sad these boys have drifted apart. Prince Harry said:

"Part of this role and part of this job, this family, being under the pressure that it's under, inevitably stuff happens. But look, we're brothers, we'll always be brothers. We're certainly on different paths at the moment but I'll always be there for him and as I know he'll always be there for me."

Oh, come on! And by the by, moving to Africa with Meghs won't help the rift. The two of you should know how quickly life can be gone. So, put your b.s. aside and meet me in my dreams! Er, put your b.s. aside and hug it out and then do good for the Crown and the world-- together.

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#1 MILEY CYRUS

She had avoided the slap hand for a while. And now she's back topping the list for a second week in a row. Remember how she wanted privacy during the rough patch after her breakup from her hubs Liam Hemsworth? Whelp, guess it's time to spill that tea. Because this cooch sore is having all her feelings through Insta Live with her current Wang of the Week, Cody Simpson:

"There are good men out there, guys, don't give up. You don't have to be gay, there are good people with dicks out there, you've just got to find them. You've got to find a dick that's not a dick, you know? I always thought I had to be gay, because I thought all guys were evil, but it's not true. There are good people out there that just happen to have dicks. I've only ever met one, and he's on this live."

Classy.

So much here. The insults to gay folk. The insults to the male gender. And the insults to Liam-- who has remained calm and quiet through all of this. Perhaps he had grown tired of Hurricane Virus.

You epitomize everything that is wrong with celebrity. Two weeks in a row for this tw*t waffle....

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The Cyrus is Spreading

10/18/2019

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#3 MAMA JUNE

You can take the trash out, but it's still trash. This unfortunate reality TV star had it all, except class and common sense, but we digress. She and her loser boyfriend, Geno Doak (or is that D*ck?) have both entered "not guilty" pleas in their crack cocaine possession case. These two starred in the We TV reality series "From Hot to Not." The two didn't show up in an Alabama courtroom, which disappointed the reality TV crew. (Why does she still have a show?)

Anywho... the last time Doak was in court, he shouted a homophobic slur and cussed out a photographer. Why can't this slob-y wench disappear?

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#2 JON GOSSELIN

This dude continues to be an embarrassment to the Korean people, as well as the male gender in general. He's still unhappy with his ex-wife, Kate. I get it. He's not thrilled that Kate continues to film "Kate Plus 8" with their children-- the youngest six are all 15 now. Sure, a judge ruled that filming isn't the best thing for the kids. But methinks Jon protesting isn't because of his love for his children:

"(The network) didn't care. It's really upsetting that big businesses and big corporations go do whatever they want, against a parent's legal right. I do know what (Kate's) capable of, whether it's mental or physical (abuse). I have two kids in my house who left a whole pile of money behind. They left fame and money and came to my house. They left it all behind."

And you left your (steady, high-paying) engineering job to pursue your nightclub-DJ dreams (not-so-steady, maybe a one-time big pile... of money). You can'T support eight kids without a J-O-B. Miss that reality money yourself, don't you?

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#1 CODY SIMPSON AND MILEY CYRUS

Is Miley's bucket list really a f*ckit list-- like, anything that moves? She dumped her lady love for some Oscar Mayer, in the form of Cody Simpson. He says their uglies-bumpin' "wasn't sudden" and "he's very happy." Wasn't Miley recently really happy with what's-her-face? And if this wasn't sudden, then was she cheating on the lady she was cheating on her husband with? Exactly. It hurts your head, no? Cody says:

"We just have a ball (or two-- wink, wink) and that's the most important part of a relationship. The reason why it's not like... it hasn't been a really crazy sudden thing is we've been friends for so long that when we sort of found each other again in a space where... We both met back in the day when we were partying a lot. We had a lot of fun then... but now we've found each other in a space where we're not partying, working real hard and just like (to) keep things healthy."

But I thought the reason Miley dumped that chick was because it was moving too fast towards commitment? Maybe she just needed to fill the hole... in her heart...

Why does anyone want this hazmat vag? It's not golden. Gooey, maybe...

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A Match Made in Hell

10/11/2019

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#3 RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO

The Jersey Shore star and his girlfriend Jen Harley have been on-again-off-again, and it's best that these two keep the switch off. These two are the definition of toxic. So, props for trying to keep your family together (yes, they reproduced), but it's now time to part ways permanently. Ronnie was arrested after allegedly threatening Jen with a knife after they shared a kiss and made an appearance at his CBD launch party.

"Suspect and victim were involved in some kind of physical altercation... Officers had to use a taser (on Ronnie)."

Dude has been in-and-out of rehab. And now he faces 5-7 years if convicted. I thought CBD was supposed to be calming... Oh, if it's not mixed with drugs that cause you to act like a complete asshat.

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#2 KHLOE KARDASHIAN

Why? Why do you want to reconcile with that cheating douchebag ex of yours, Tristan Thompson?!? Yes, you have a daughter that you're trying to raise together. Kudos. But he's lower than a snake in the grass. He's a snake lookin' for ass 24/7!

"Tristan has showed more of an interest. He seems to want more than co-parent with Khloe. It seems Khloe has moments when she is toying with the idea of getting back with Tristan."

You've forgotten he cheated on you with your sister's best friend?

Don't. Do. It. Because before you know it, his ball(s) will be in someone else's court...

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#1 JUSTIN BIEBER AND HAILEY BALDWIN

So, Justin has continued to proven his Christ-like ways and maturity... not! Once a spoiled nut fungus always a spoiled nut fungus. His manager has been in a very public feud with Taylor Swift. Justin has publicly defended him. By taking shots at Taylor. True to form. But instead of keeping his mouth shut and moving on, he must now continue to take shots at Tay Tay.

Taylor posted a video of herself having a post-surgery meltdown. Whatevs. Justin decided to videotape himself mocking her. You can hear his wifey poo poo laughing while recording. Of course, Tay fans were not happy with this. A day later, Hailey apologized. But not really:

"I never knew I could make somebody so upset. Truly, I'm so sorry you're THIS upset!?! Lord have mercy I hope I'm never this upset about someone I don't know!!"

Uhmmm, fans are rabid about their people. Just as some will defend you two idiots. The point is, you two speak of "love" and "no hate", but you two are petty bottom feeders with a lot of money and zero class.

These two taint hairs are meant for each other. Two soulmates in hell.

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Face Off

10/4/2019

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#3 R KELLY

This dude is so delusional and really believes he is above the law and so out of touch... wait, I lost my train of thought for a sec. Oh, yeah. This alleged pedophile/sexual abuser/dbag-extraordinaire requested bond from a New York judge because he really misses his two live-in girlfriends. See, it's hard livin' behind bars. Because he can only see one live-in at a time in 90 days . Sigh. Nevermind that you're charged in a racketeering scheme to sexually abuse girls in New York... while you're facing similar charges in Chicago.

Perhaps you should take this time behind bars to allow someone to violate you into silence. And not breathing our good air... Just a suggestion.

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#2 STACEY DASH

Stace. What in the af has happened to you? You present yourself as this polished babe, well-spoken and well-versed... but now, you've joined the Celebrity Mugshot Hall of Fame. The actress, best known for her role in Clueless, may be clueless herself. She was arrested after a domestic incident at her home, which resulted in scratches on her hubby's arms.

She claims any marks were the result of self-defense, because he tried to choke her. And she claims he forced their kids to lie about the incident. Oh, her hubs is a lawyer. That's bad news. And... she told a judge she's indigent and can't afford a proper lawyer...

Sounds like the plot of a Lifetime movie.

As if...

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#1 AARON CARTER

As if allegedly threatening to kill your brother and his pregnant wife weren't enough-- why not complete your downward spiral (part 531) with a face tattoo?

Nothing says "I'm a loser" more than a mutha stinkin' face tat. I'm sure he thinks he's all deep and self-aware since his half-face-tat is that of Greek mythological monster Medusa. It covers his jaw, cheek, cheekbone, temple and a small area under his eye. Oh, and in case you didn't know-- Aaron is all that and a bag of chips. He social media-ed a pic with this caption:

"I'M THE BIGGEST THING IN MUSIC RIGHT NOW. I CANT BE DENIED. FACT CHECK ME."

Uhm, thanks for SCREAMING at us your tale of LIES. The "biggest thing"? Are you referring to your ween, cuz methinks not. Or are you meaning that you're the biggest JOKE. Because when was your last "hit"? I just "fact-checked" your chart history. "Aaron's Party" topped out at #35 on Billboard, while "That's How I Beat Shaq" reached a high of #96. In 2001.

Girl, bye.

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Mani Above All Else

9/27/2019

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#3 ASHTON KUTCHER

Demi Moore has written a scathing autobiography, and girl is spillin' all the tea! In fact, she blames threesomes for her divorce from Ashton Kutcher:

"I wanted to show him how great and fun I could be."

Uhmmm... there are other ways to show your "fun side". Guess Ashton used the three-play as a free pass to cheat. You know, since he technically "cheated" in said threesome.

Demi, you get slapped for a poor decision. Ashton, you get slapped for being an asshat.

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#2 MILEY CYRUS

What in the af are you doing? You break up your marriage with the person you considered to be your best chance at "for life" partner status for Kaitlynn Carter-- only to break up with her a month later. I could care less if you love a man, a woman, a sheep. But you're irresponsible with your vaj. breaking hearts and spanking asses ain't the way to live-- unless you're a dominatrix. Weren't you a dom at one point? Anywho, guess this is no longer true:

"Miley and Kaitlynn are on the same page, which is why they work so well together. (Miley) can totally be herself with Kaitlynn."

Rumor has it that things were getting too serious and Miley didn't want that. Please, Cyrus Virus. Seal that vault between your legs.

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#1 KIM KARDASHIAN

When they call childbirth a "miracle" it's because it is. Because so many things can go wrong for conception to world entry. But, some people are too superficial and shallow to think-- at all. It came out recently that Kimmie delayed her first child's birth by two hours because she needed to get a manicure. What in the af?!?

While eating a McGriddle and getting a bikini wax, her doc called her and said she had to deliver North immediately because Kim had preeclampsia. But then she looked down at her nails and just couldn't deliver her baby in such sub-fab conditions!

"And my nails were, like, dark. It was when I was still in my Lincoln Park After Dark phase of nails or like my Burgundy nails. And I was like, 'Oh, no no, I'm having a girl. I really need a nice light pink nail for delivery.' So I told the doctor, 'Are you sure I have to deliver right now? Can you give me like two hours?' And he was like, 'Fine, meet me in two hours.'"

I mean, we get it. Your appearance is far more important than your health or your baby's. NOT! Who the f*ck is looking at your hands during delivery!?!?!? And since you're the queen of Photoshop, one of your lackey's could've changed your nail color.

Not only is this true-life story completely asinine, but you have no clue at what a vapid dumbass you really are.

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Aaron's (Pitiful) Party

9/20/2019

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#3 50 CENT

Yo, Fiddy. Why u beefin' still with reality TV star LaLa Kent? We understand your real beef is with her fiancee, movie producer Randall Emmett. So why not go after him? Or is this like mob mentality where you go after what your enemy cares about the most? Sigh. Anywho, LaLa addressed this stupid feud on a recent TV appearance, so 50 decided to take to social media and make some memes out of some of her pictures, like:

"Shut up b*tch. You started with the wrong person good night"

Eloquent. But this is so much eloquent-er:

"Rise in shine puffy face. It's gym time but I'm sure your having a hangover. Welp. Here's to life buck O. LOL"

First, check yo grammar before you check someone. Next, must we make fun of a person who has publicly admitted they have struggled with the sauce?

Boo. Why don't you just sue her man to get your money back? Guess you need some beef to remind us you had some hits back in the day. Like, last decade.

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#2 WENDY WILLIAMS

I've never liked this woman one bit. Overrated. Bitter. Nasty. What sucks is that she has a forum in which to sling the mud-- without proof. Yes, we all have opinions about stuff-- but she has chronic diarrhea of the mouth. Somebody get this *B* some Imodium. Or a mouth plug.

Iconic beauty Christie Brinkley had to back out of the latest installment of Dancing With the Stars. Because she broke her arm while rehearsing, The injury required surgery, a metal plate, and screws. There's even photographic evidence of said injury. But Wendy doesn't buy it:

"... that looked fake as hell. Let me tell you what I see. What I see is a 65-year-old hot stuff who looks like if you were going to fracture anything, you should have said the tailbone. I don't see a wrist and a shoulder being fractured, but that was real cute."

In Wendy World, this is all a part of a nefarious plot for Christie to get her model daughter, Sailor on the show. Which has happened.

Well, methinks Wendy would know about fake. Have you see that weave of hers?

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#1 AARON CARTER

Proving that fame and meager fortune doesn't make your life perfect, Aaron has been a hot mess since birth. No, seriously. The former teen pop star has had troubles with substances and the law. And now, his kinda-more successful brother-- Nick-- has filed a restraining order against him. Why? Oh, you know. That whole threatening-to-kill-his-pregnant-wife thing:

"In light of Aaron's increasingly alarming behavior and his recent confession that he harbors thoughts and intentions of killing my pregnant wife and unborn child, we were left no choice but to take every measure possible to protect ourselves and our family. We love our brother and truly hope he gets the proper treatment he needs before any harm comes to himself or anyone else."

Yikes! Meanwhile, Aaron says he hasn't even seen his brother or sister in over four years, so nobody's really gonna get hurt. Aaron dropped this on social media:

"Take care. We're done for life."

He's another shining example of how drugs are bad. Let's just say we've experienced his destructive behavior many moons ago...

Look, Aaron. You're only 32. You still have time to unf&ck your life!

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I Wanna Be a Billionaire

9/13/2019

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#3 KYLIE JENNER

This is a preemptive slap, as in: don't eff things up so I have to slap you for legit reasons. Kylie was recently bestowed the honor of being the youngest self-made billionaire. Granted, all the Kardashians and Jenners owe Momma Kris for shopping Kim's buck-naked film for lots of cash and too much reality TV time. But I digress. Her family lovingly teases Kylie for being so damned rich:

"When we're in a group chat talking about where we should go for a trip, they're like, 'Kylie? You going to pay for it?'"

HA HA HA! Oh, the ribbing wealthy folk must endure!

We're excited when we can pay off our Carnival cruise beforehand. Just make sure your money is well-invested so you don't end up like MC Hammer or Lindsay Lohan.

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#2 LORI LOUGHLIN

In a "DUH!" moment, Aunt Becky admitted that she should've taken a plea deal like Felicity Huffman did in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. Sources say she didn't realized the seriousness of the situation. Seriously?

"Lori was inclined to take the deal, but Mossimo said it would ruin both of their careers."

Uhmmm....
1. Damage done.
2. Jail time is better than a plea deal?
3. I thought you thought you were innocent...

Well, they are innocent. In their world. They believe they're being targeted for their wealth. Your wealth-- and throwing it around-- is what got you into this mess to begin with so, eff off.

Maybe Mossimo can design some fetch accessories for your orange jumpsuit.

#1 CHARLIE SHEEN

Oh, Charlie. You've been scary and entertaining throughout the years. From #Winning, to Tiger's Blood, to Heidi Fleiss-- the ride that is Charlie has been interesting. But one thing that's not forgivable-- not living up to your responsibilities. Ex-wife Denise Richards has taken Chuck to court, claiming he owes $450,000 in back child support.

"Charlie has squandered over $24,000,000 from the sale in his interest in Two and a Half Men to pay his personal debts and to support his extravagant lifestyle at the expense of support payments for his children."

The hot mess is also accused of diverting more than half-a-million dollars to family members (apparently, other than his children) to hide it. Charlie responded via social media:

"D and her legal posse traffic only in fiction. My day in court is painfully overdue. She is behaving like a coward and the truth will prevail."

So eloquent. So bullsh*tty.

Not sorry you have two children with Denise and two with your other ex-wife-- in that case you claim you can't get work. Why? Because of your own damned self. You can keep doing the wrong things when it comes to yourself, but you need to do the right thing when it comes to your kids.

Who's the real coward?

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Battlestar Bitch-lactica

9/6/2019

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#3 FARRAH ABRAHAM

I really don't know know who Farrah is, other than a reality TV show "star" and hot effin' mess extraordinaire. She rose to fame on her back, so to speak. Her pregnancy at age 17 got her cast on the show 16 and Pregnant. She's been in the spotlight for a variety of non-good reasons, and most recently for a wardrobe malfunction.

Farrah was wearing a floral dress cut low in the front, and slit up to her, er, slit while walking the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival. Well, we all got to see where her baby came from because she wasn't wearing any drawers. That's fine and good. A breeze flowing through the valley is nice. But do that someplace else. We don't need to see your roast-beef-snatch.

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#2 JOHN TRAVOLTA

Perhaps, Saturday Night Fever should retire from presenting at awards shows. After his infamous flub at the 2014 Oscars where he butchered Idina Menzel's name by calling her Adele Dazeem (not even close), he pulled another Ravolta at the 2019 VMAs. After announcing the winner for "Video of the Year", he mistook drag queen Jade Jolie for Taylor Swift.

But he said he didn't flub it up.

"There's so many people that bombarded the stage, that I was looking for (Swift). So, the video has me looking, trying to find her. But, you know, I thought it was so funny the way it was interpreted. And it's cool, I didn't care."

Glad you didn't care, but maybe TayTay did-- considering her track record with oddities at awards shows (Kanye).

Quit while you're ahead.. or something.

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#1 BRANDI GLANVILLE (former reality TV "star") & TAMRA JUDGE (current reality "star", Real Housewives of Orange County)

There's nothing worse (actually, makes for good entertainment) than when two "stars" duke it out on the social media. Drunken-potty-mouth Brandi rose to fame on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, regaling viewers with stories of her former "supermodel" days and her cheating-now-ex-husband. This chick has her own podcast or vlog or something that keeps her "out there". She's very good at taking shots at everyone and everything, because again, it keeps her "relevant."

She decided to tweet some oak tree shade at fellow reality TV star Tamra Judge after an episode of RHOC in which rumors of a cast member "pulling a train" surfaced. Brandi threw the first punch:

"I have much to say on the toxic trick that is Tamra but I'm going to enjoy my holiday wknd first & address it on my next you tube episode. C-T f-king wait."

Okay. Nice use of "trick"? Tamra struck back:

"looks like someone needs a little attention. Who knew saying 'kelly is the new Brandi' she'd lose her shit. It's not like I called her a hypothetical a-hole."

Uhhhmmm. I think you meant "hypocritical". Damned spell check?

The exchange went back-and-forth, but you can find out for yourselves. The not-shocking thing: Brandi was drinking while tweeting.

There really should be a law against that. And making people famous for nothing. Cuz if that's the case... I'm right here...

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