That's what I thought. NOBODY! If he were studying reflexology, why would it matter if the feet are female, cute and ticklish-- or what size they are? Good foot massage or reflexology techniques would yield no-tickle results! #FAIL
And-- the whole 'mobile' thing? I'm mobile, all right. Watch my cute, female feet kick your pimply ass!
FYI: Here's a pic of my feet...