OFFENSE: Motherfaker
She may just take over the dubious crown for the numbers of times slapped-- in the shortest amount of time! Miss Know-It-All took the #FoodBankNYChallenge-- living on food stamps for one week. The total dollar amount? A measly $29. She snapped a photo of her grocery items, and was appalled at how little she could buy. Duh!
So what did she buy? A carton of eggs, seven limes, a package of tortillas, frozen peas, an ear of corn, an avocado, and one tomato.
Girl, you obviously haven't struggled to eat-- ever. Do you know how much Ramen you could've bought with that? And no, Ramen isn't a designer pair of panties. No one on food stamps is going to buy a friggin' avocado, or limes. Seriously? While your intention may have been to bring awareness to how little money is allotted, you've proven once again why you're loathe-able. Next time, buy a muzzle with that $29!
www.goplayintraffic.com
OFFENSE: Ween-in-the-making
Photogs snapped pics of this demon spawn out-and-about while sporting a.... dress! Yawn. Sigh. Gag. You're soooo edgy! Because no dude has every worn a dress before in public. FYI: many have-- and they've done it better! And, a part of me thinks this stunt could be perceived as a jab at the transgendered. But, alas, methinks you're just an attention-seeking pube.
At least you have nice legs. And a purdy mouth. If your burgeoning music career fails, perhaps you can become a rent-a-prison-bitch. You'd be really popular!
P.S. Don't pull a "Sharon Stone" while wearing your dress. I don't own a magnifying glass to confirm your gender.
www.midgetfruitbowl.com
OFFENSE: Liar
The once uber-hot rapper was arrested on several drug charges last weekend. His tour bus was pulled over, and some illegal stuff was found aboard. Like: pot, meth, and numerous handguns. You know, normal tour stuff! His attorney said he is not associated with the items found.
Riiiight.
If you don't really want that stuff around, then you need to lay down the law. But I have a feeling, you're "down". Because one of your homies has a previous felony record involving drugs. While everyone deserves a second chance, some peeps are just bad news and should be avoided-- like a gas station restroom.
And the Grammy for bottom-barrel-living is... Nelly!
P.S. I ain't ever gonna "Ride Wit U",
www.getyourheadoutofyourcountrygrammer.com
Gwyneth Paltrow: https://www.flickr.com/photos/elhormiguerotv/
Jayden Smith: https://www.flickr.com/photos/disneyabc/
Nelly: https://www.flickr.com/photos/22682485@N02/