They're naughty, and someone needs to keep them in line. Here's who got a loving bitch slap this week...
"Back of the bus, please."
ABC
OFFENSE: Giving crackas a bad name
Two African-American men are suing ABC, claiming they were rejected from becoming "The Bachelor" or participating on "The Bachelorette" based solely on their race. ABC is fighting back, saying it has the right to do what it wants based on the First Amnendment. Hhmmmm.... What does ABC really stand for? "Always Be Caucasian"?
OFFENSE: Giving crackas a bad name
Two African-American men are suing ABC, claiming they were rejected from becoming "The Bachelor" or participating on "The Bachelorette" based solely on their race. ABC is fighting back, saying it has the right to do what it wants based on the First Amnendment. Hhmmmm.... What does ABC really stand for? "Always Be Caucasian"?
"Like my milkers?"
NADYA SULEMAN
OFFENSE: Vurp
Newly "liberated" after doing her solo porno, the woman who once swore she'd not do any naked stuff was going to strip for a five-figure payday at a club in Florida. But, she got all upset when other strippers at the club said publicly she needed to strip to feed all her kids. How insultingly true! Oh, they said she was crazy, too. And now, she has cancelled her topless revue. Here's a thought: If you can't take the criticism, don't treat your womb like a Pez dispenser.
OFFENSE: Vurp
Newly "liberated" after doing her solo porno, the woman who once swore she'd not do any naked stuff was going to strip for a five-figure payday at a club in Florida. But, she got all upset when other strippers at the club said publicly she needed to strip to feed all her kids. How insultingly true! Oh, they said she was crazy, too. And now, she has cancelled her topless revue. Here's a thought: If you can't take the criticism, don't treat your womb like a Pez dispenser.
"Help me, Mr. President!"
AMANDA BYNES
OFFENSE: Delusional
For someone who claims not t drink, she sounds a bit loopy. She's been formally charged with DUI for the incident in April when she side-swiped a police car with her BMW. And now she's tried to enlist the help of The President to help her. She tweeted Barack Obama and asked him to fire the officer who busted her. Yeah, keep tweeting and talking. You'll surely prove you're not a drunkard (wink, wink.) Here's a little poem I wrote for you:
"Amanda Bynes is not so fines/All she likes to do is not drink wines."
OFFENSE: Delusional
For someone who claims not t drink, she sounds a bit loopy. She's been formally charged with DUI for the incident in April when she side-swiped a police car with her BMW. And now she's tried to enlist the help of The President to help her. She tweeted Barack Obama and asked him to fire the officer who busted her. Yeah, keep tweeting and talking. You'll surely prove you're not a drunkard (wink, wink.) Here's a little poem I wrote for you:
"Amanda Bynes is not so fines/All she likes to do is not drink wines."
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